Lockdown has us thinking. Thinking back through all our lessons learned from bikepacking trips over years gone by. So, we’ve started collating all these nuggets into one seminal Journal. A lighthearted set of gravel ‘rules’ that should flourish and evolve; as dynamic and nimble as a fully-loaded tourer hiking the high passes of the Peruvian Cordillera…
Any to add, heckle or dispute? Please use the comment section, below! For those familiar, you might notice the odd homage to the OG roadie Rules. Link down there to those, too…
#0
expect the unexpected
#1
“run what ya brung”. Ride whatever bike you have/can. Just travel by bike
#2
skid like you have a tyre sponsor
#3
colourful and/or chequered shirts make you better at riding off-road
#4
expected ride time? Double it
#5
soften the f*ck up. You’ve got a spork on your bike
#6
averaging more than 15KPH will land you with a speeding fine. At some point, somewhere
#7
always have a minimum of two tissues somewhere on your bike. We’ve done the research…
#8
noone likes a weight-weenie. You’re only going to strap a jar of peanut butter to your bike
#9
record your trips, sure, but just know you’ll never be as good at drawing as Frank Patterson, intrepid as Fred Wright, or make a cooler book than The Crane Brothers
#10
camp meals should always have a grated garnish. No excuses
#11
the number of fig rolls / stroopwafels / jaffa cakes you’re allowed to carry is the amount that fit, neatly in a line, in your top tube pack(s)
#12
the correct number of coffee-making apparatus to carry is n+1 (where n = the number of coffee making apparatus you are currently carrying)
#13
if you prepare a hot-water bidon for your sleeping bag, it means you are a badass. Period
#14
it never gets easier, you just go further off-road
#15
bikepacking shoes are for hiking in, as much as riding
#16
always go for the pink hut slippers. Bikepacker’s good luck
#17
sticker the f*ck out of your bike; patch the f*ck out of your bike bags
#18
if there is a stamp available, stamp something
#19
gravel should, at all times, be referred to by it’s ISO 14688-1:2002 / Krubien Scale classification
#20
calling gravel roads ‘groads’ is equally cool, as it is lame. Gridleways is a step too far
#21
if you don’t know where you’re going, just pretend you do.
#22
if you use an actual paper map, you are a badass. Period
#23
shelter? mountain hut > bothy > tent > bivvy/tarp > nothing > hammocks
#24
never, like never-ever, disclose the real extent of upcoming terrain and hardship
#25
if you’re too remote to find a bar, just create your own and open the doors
#26
there is a time and place for 3-in-1 coffee sachets. All the time, everywhere
#27
anyone that prefers dark chocolate (Tunnocks or any brand, really) to milk chocolate is not your friend
#28
always take more snacks than you need, or can physically eat. Sharing is caring. Bonking is real
#29
Merino or nothing
#30
crockery? enamel > titanium > aluminium > nothing > bone-china > glass
#31
spare tubes, multi-tools and repair kits should be stored in your bags. Why would you wear them?
#32
if a shop is open, stock up. If there is water, fill up, or jump in it. Preferably both
#33
dangling was legit until the late-Summer of 2019 (when we got ill at 4000m in Kyrgyzstan). If you dangle your mugs or crockery, dangle on the drive-side
#34
wet wipes. That is all. A rule? Don’t share one. Opt for biodegradable
#35
carrying a complete toothbrush is just embarrassing. Cut it down to an efficient length. Efficient for packing; efficient for brushing
#36
Voile is pronounced Vwolay. Don’t listen to the anyone else, even if they work at Vo-Lay
#37
tyre chat should be strictly confined to the internet
#38
wear clothing with big pockets to hotel breakfasts. Stock up; miniatures are designed specifically for us
#39
road bike cleats have no place in the bikepacking adventure cycling gravel riding cycle touring community
#40
all photos need to follow the rule of thirds. Period
#41
all photos of bikes need to be shot straight-on, facing the drive-side, cranks in-line with seatstays. Ignore the valve and tyre logo sticklers
#42
the colour white is a no-go
#43
never go for a walk without your bike
#44
the height at which a drink is poured is directly linked to taste. The higher the better, obviously. Watch for crosswinds
#45
no spork, no eat. No mug, no drink
#46
Never, like never-ever, take on a foresty lorry
#47
logpile photos are o̶b̶l̶i̶g̶a̶t̶o̶r̶y̶ very noughties
#48
cadence > bravado
#49
there is zero point trying to keep your feet dry at a ford / river crossing. A deeper, wider one will just be waiting around the corner…
#50
Slow and/or stop for dogs. It’s the least instinctive thing to do, ever, but it works. Mime a rock throw, if needed
#51
the term ‘endurance rider’ should remain reserved for folk that have finished more than one endurance race. The word ‘ultra’ is best avoided
#52
always carry a T̶o̶b̶l̶e̶r̶o̶n̶e̶ bungee
#53
ride what you can fix
#54
sample fresh river water like fine wine. Share tasting notes with fellow riders and upload to your favourite app – Rivino?
#55
if you have suspension, you should have flat bars. No excuses
#56
bikes are for riding, not for tent poles or strapping tarps to
#57
bag sag is a punishable offence
#58
trips should always start with a massive messy pile of kit. Kit grids take forever
#59
lay your loaded bike on the floor (drive-side up) when not riding, or it will quickly lay itself down in the costliest of ways
#60
Never leave a sleeping mat behind, it’s the worst decision you’ll ever make
#61
inflating dry bags, or using wet shoes for pillows? Stuff that, get an inflatable camp pillow. The best thing since sliced Soreen
#62
umbrellas have a legitimate spot on any adventure cycling, gravel riding, cycle touring bikepacking kit list
#63
never spoil the serenity and silence of the Outdoors with rubbing mudguards, squeaky discs, or musical instruments you can’t play. People have lost friends over this, apparently
#64
The words “I just haven’t got round to setting up tubeless yet” should never, ever be muttered in public
#65
your handlebars aren’t wide / flared enough if your bike fits through your front door
#66
no matter how desperate, there are zero acceptable replacements for Aeropress/coffee filters. Just go cowboy. It’s not worth the wasted socks or kitchen roll
#67
Never trust a rambler or non-riders’ distance / terrain information and advice. Period
#68
Faff. TBC
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